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ait lads
it's mem time

1. Do you snore?
sure...?

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
i'm buddhist, take a guess.

3. What’s your worst fear?
mushrooms tbh

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
still am fam

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
gross af

6. Do you chew on your straws?
i have braces

7. Were you a cute baby?
i was a premature anomaly

8. Is the single life for you?
nope

9. What colour is your keyboard?
white (2009 macbook)

10. Do your sing in the shower?
probably not, but i do talk to myself-- tmi

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
noooopity nope nooooo

12. Any secret talents?
voice acting

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
wales

14. Can you swim?
no

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
uh tf

17. Do you care about the ozone?
do you care about not dying? then yes.

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
0. i normally chew it.

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
i'd hyperventilate

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
multiple times

21. Are you a single child?
nope. i have an older sister

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
uh probs either

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
gross
no
stop shooting shit

24. Is marriage in your future?
yes

25. Do you like your handwriting?
it's good

26. What are you allergic to?
nothing

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
two hours, six minutes, and 0.075362 seconds ago.

28. Is Tupac still alive?
maybe

29. Do you cry at weddings?
idk sure

30. How do you like your eggs?
i don't eat eggs

31. Are blondes dumb?
hell no

32. Where does the other sock end up?
in a pocket dimension named steve, wearing a comfy turka.

33. What time is it?
21:51

4. Do you have a nickname?
ye

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
yes
it's bland

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
literally five hours ago

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
both

38. Is Santa Claus real?
saint nikolai was a real human being, but he died in the 1300s or smth. the rest is all commercialism breathing down our necks.

39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
maybe

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
depends

41. What are you addicted to?
weird synthpop, planarians

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
creme de legume

43. Can you crack your neck?
yes

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
maybe

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
idk probably twice

46. Is drug free the way to be?
i guess

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
depends

48. What colour are your eyes?
brown, shade depends on light being reflected from my eyes

50. Do you like your life?
yes

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
the rock.

52. Are you psychic
tbh i wiiiish

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
a tiny bit

54. Do you play any instruments?
i freeform on piano, and tbh i wish i had a minimoog

55. Have you ever stolen money?
idk

56. Can you snowboard?
ahahaha.... f*q no.

57. Do you like camping?
no

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
depends

59. Do you believe in magic?
i believe

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
depends on the owner

61. You believe in divorce?
yes, when needed

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
yeah i guess...?

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
hell yes

64. Is it cold outside today?
it was raining this morning

65. What was the last thing you ate?
casserole and ramen

66. Do you wear nail polish?
i have before

67. Have you ever been kissed?.
yes...?

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
i didn't watch tv as a kidda

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
nooope

70. Favourite song at the moment?
kraftwerk-we are the robots

71. Do you like your job?
never had a joj

72. Do you like your classes in school?
sorta

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
medium

74. Do you like these surveys.
indifferent

75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
i'll tag...




BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road? 
no one said he couldn't