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yay its a meme
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1. Name: Oliver
2. Nickname(s): Ollie/Oliv/OJ/Raviollie
3. Birthday: Oct 25
4. That makes you: that makes me
5. Where were you born: Kansas
6. Location right now: Kansas
7. Shoe size: 8
8. How many piercings?: 2
9. Tattoos?: 0
10. When you wake up you're: Sleepy
11. When your about to sleep you're: full of energy for some reaons
12. Zodiac sign: Scorpio
13. Chinese sign: WHORSE
14. Righty or Lefty: Right
15. Innie or Outie: Innie
16. School: Yes
Section Two: Looks
17. Nationality: American (my ethnicity is mexican/arab tho)
20. Weight: 184 lb
21. Height: 5'2"
22. Braces? Not yet :')
23. Glasses? Yah
Section Three: Private Life
24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: YES!!
25. If so, who?: @/hy-longcat i wuv u vic
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: Vic!!!
27. Who has a crush on you?: Vic i hope-!
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: fuck no cheaters are the worst
29. Who was your first kiss: no1
30. Who was your last kiss: no1~
31. Are you a virgin?: yah
32. Ever had
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wow a meme i actually havent done
my wrist hurts bc i banged it against the wall but LETS GO
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1- When did you started drawing?: a  l o n g  time ago :')
2- Do you like how you draw?: yah! sometimes Bear Emoji-28 (Yawn and Lazy) [V2] 
3- Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: my significant other (they're nonbinary) is hy-longcat!!! bunny snuggle emoji i love u hy <333333 
4- How many best friends do you have?: 1!
5- Do you have any pets? : a guinea pig, a bird, and a tortoise! and im trying to get a cat asap (i've been trying for like 2 years)
6- Favorite colour?: blue blue, electric blue. (david bowie reference B^) )
7- Pizza or Ice cream?: ice cream
8- Sexuality?: ace panromantic
9- How tall are you? : 5'2"
10- Do you like plushies?: yes!!! i have a lot
11- Do you like anime?: eh
12- How many OCs do you have?: 37
13- Do you like someone?:  my s/o <33333
14- How do your friends call you?: what
15- How do you call your best B
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TF2 Freak Biography: Grinder

Grinder, is a RED Casual Medic TF2 Sona Freak of the YouTube user ToxicHolyGrenade.
His theme is The Enigma TNG - Heavy Grind.
His alternate theme is The Enigma TNG - War With a Demon.
CREATION: June 20th, 2016
DEBUT: TBA
TYPE: Nephalem
ALIGNMENT: Lawful Neutral Neutral Good
ATTITUDE: Optimistic, Serious, Unbiased, Harsh (Occasionally), and Kind-Hearted
POWERS AND ABILITIES (List)
NOTE: Powers with an asterisk beside them are applicant abilities that possibly come with the said power, while the ones with double to trio (and over) asterisks are pretty much the same thing.
Absolute Stamina
Flawless Restoration Beam Emission
*Conversion Negation
*Empathic Healing
*Healing
**Curing
**Cellular Activation
**Disease Detection
**Internal Bodily Cleansing
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Witch-hunts and why you should be worried
Disclaimer:  This is another rant having to do with politics and culture so if you don't like these things, feel free to skip out on it or simply unfollow my journals.  I have just as much of a right to complain about these things just as much as you have a right to disagree with me and completely block me out.  If you are going to read, however, please read the entire thing before commenting and be respectful and think before you speak.
So just recently, acclaimed political commentator, Bill O'Reilly was fired from Fox News over alleged sexual harassment.  It came out recently that he had harassed some women and once the news broke, tons of advertisers pulled their ads from the Fox News Channel putting them in a very bad spot.  Bill didn't seem to make much of an effort to address this issue nor did he seem to let it bother him considering this is not the first time it has happened, but eventually, Fox News caved in and had to let him go to avoid what c
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well here we are.
hi. my DA ID doesn't really explain all too much about me, so if you want to knowv smth, just ask in the comments, mk?
yeah, that's right. get all personal

my pronouns are they/them, and please, you may use anything you're comfy with.

sta.sh is a nice place for roleplays, if you're gonna ask, and yes, i'm under 18, so nothing lewd, k?


also;
my art is not public domain.
you have NO right to use my art without permission.

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Gender: non-binary, darling!

Orientation: pan

'Philias: agalmato (i've a thing for store mannequinns; it's not as weird as you might think)

Neurotype: aspergers

Zodiac: sagittarius

Nationality: 'murican and not very proud (i wish i was a brit)

Fandoms: Furry, Doctor Who, Steven Universe (kinda), WEEEEEEEEB&+, Undertale (sorta, but not that side of it), many more

blue aesthetic stamp by goredoq Breaking Up | stamp by TheCandyCoating

other trashy places~:
-Scratch: Newcat_ALT
-Skype: YivEffley
-Reddit: Newcat_ARC
-Google+: NewcatARC
-ROBLOX: NewcatARC<d br />-Wordpress: MasterPoeticus
-SoundCloud: Newcat_ReC
-Minecraft: Newcat_Team



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++ Asperger's Syndrome by dimruthien Undertale Stamp by slayer-plz
Cat Lover Stamp :D by whitekestrel-wings Nonbinary Stamp by librafeminine
Depressed Stamp by MxRobotnik Biphobia by OurHandOfSorrow
Papyrus Fan Stamp by Moises87 :thumb596825591:
GaMERCaT Stamp by Artistic-Twist ORIGINAL CHARACTERS da stamp by starplexus
Stamp - OCs and Fanart by noodle-of-doom If you dont like it dont watch by Chukkz
ACDC Stamp by Chukkz Doctor Who Classic Stamp 3 by laprasking
Fox Stamp by Autumnxx Stamp_Trashy trashy by Chivi-chivikStampity
Pocky Stamp by DaRk-Stamps Undertale Stamp ~ God Asriel by pats-and-dreams
Promote what you Love by Snuf-Stamps This'll be the last stamp you'll see from me for a by endler (You BETTER take time to see this whole stamp.)
Don't get confused~ by PrincessFlaw I don't know you enough. by PrincessFlaw
Science and God by KendallNS Stamp. by Shendificator
For The Most Part, Can't We Live and Let Live? by Mintaka-TK Unitarian Universalist Stamp by JLGribble
TARDIS Stamp by Kezzi-Rose DON'T PANIC by KaiserFlames
Human Rights Matter! by TheArtFrog We Can't Overcome The Bad If We Can't Laugh At It by TheArtFrog (it's true. so, so true.)

(Because there's no stamp for it, well, I do like Speakonia, and I got it on my Mac via Wine, a Windows-to-Mac app thing.)

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I will roleplay, but nothing harsh or lewd, as that's far above my boundaries...
Not to imply I hate those sort of things, or people that do that, because people are people, and they can like what they want.

If I watch you, it's either b/c you gave me a llama (fair trade imho), you watched me (i always* watch back), you just happen to be a friend of someone I know on here that got roped into my train of thought; or you're someone who I found out about and I like your stuff.
However, if ya don't want me to watch you, I'm perfectly okay with that. I getcha. I'll unwatch you, then! I really don't like wasting people's time tbh...
Also, if you really don't want to watch me back, don't.
For me, watching is a sign of respect.


*depending...


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1. Name: Jan
2. Nickname(s): Jan, G, Cats
3. Birthday: Dec 14
4. That makes you: 16
5. Where were you born: DC
6. Location right now: Maryland
7. Shoe size: 11
8. How many piercings?: 0
9. Tattoos?: 0
10. When you wake up you're: probably wishing i wasn't
11. When your about to sleep you're: unconscious
12. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
13. Chinese sign: Dragon
14. Righty or Lefty: Right
15. Innie or Outie: Idfk
16. School: Very

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: American (1/8th swede)
20. Weight: 152lb
21. Height: 5'9"
22. Braces? sadly yes
23. Glasses? nope.avi

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: yes indeed
25. If so, who?: @/gollyollie, i love you~!
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: see 26
27. Who has a crush on you?: gollyollie. without a doubt :3
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: absolutely not
29. Who was your first kiss: myself
30. Who was your last kiss: idk
31. Are you a virgin?: ye
32. Ever had a threesome before?: nope
33. NQ- Ever been swarmed by ladybugs?: gross
34. Have you ever been in love?: yep!
35. Broken any hearts?: nah
36. Got your heart broken?: probably
37. Ever liked a friend?: loads of times
38. What happened?: we're dating.

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in?: two
40. How many were serious enough to count: both
41. Who were those serious ones: the last one and gollyollie
42. NQ- Who USED to be your best friend: um idk
43. What made them different: something that happened
44. What happened: a thing
45. Best boy/girlfriend: ollie
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: none yet
47. Ever been kissed: yes
48. Who do you want back: idk
49. What do you regret: oh boy
50. Why?: sighhh

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: too many to list
52. Movie: blade runner
53. Food: a lot of things
54. Drink: anything without caramel colouring
55. Store: idk, one i could get stuff from?
56. Television show:  doctor who
57. Holiday: any one that isn't overmarketed
58. Book: songs of distant earth
59. Ice cream: a weird mix of whatever i feel like having
60. Sweets: m+ms
61. Crisps: ass
62. Type of music: glam-anything really, psychedelic rock, new-wave, synthpop
63. Artist: tsaoshin (he's a friend of my dads)
64. Word: tiddies
65. Time of day: midnight
66. Dressing: vinegars
67. Alcoholic drink: none
68. Colour(s): low blues, light pinks
69. Piece of clothing: my frock
70. Character:
blaze the cat (sonic)
koyomi mizuhara (azumanga daioh)
asriel dreemur (undertale)
prince sidon (zelda)
nozomi toujo (lovelive)
10th doctor (doctor who)
ran yakumo (touhou)
f.l.u.d.d. (super mario)
71. Smell: seminal fumes
72. Shampoo: mint
73. Soap: foamy sorts
74. Smiley: ^w^
75. Board game: does munchkin count
76. Sport: none
77. Number: 57984.3
78. Quote: "Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast."
79. Animal: Cats/flatworms
80. Actor: Mark Hamil
82. Vegetable: spinach
83. Fruit: dragonfruit
84. Place to be: wales
85. Thing in your room: myself
86. Gum: mystery flavour
87. Shape: abstract organic
88. Country: wales
89. Mall: white flint
90. Car: anything
91. Boy's name: laun
92. Girl's name: laun
93. Family member: my entire family tbh
94. Restaurant: panera
95. Movie place: rio theatre
96. Person to go to the movies with: my parents idk
97. Noise: brownian
98. Brand of Shoe: i have no preference
99. Brand of clothing: see 98
100. Body part of a chicken: none
101. Swear word: cunt
102. Month: december
103. Possession: my cats
104. Team: Plasma
105. Season: winter
106. Radio station: 97.9
107. Magazine: wired, game informer
108. Favourite grade: the last
109. Least favourite grade: 8th
110. Teacher: my nsl teacher
111. Least favourite teacher: idk
112. Subject: biology
113. Subject to talk about: oh joy, let me go on a loooong tangent about the molecular biology of cells and why cats are advanced at hunting in comparison to.... yeah.

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: My mum
115. Who's your dad?: My dad
116. Any step-parents?: no
117. Any brothers?: no
118. Any Sisters?: my older sister
120. Coolest: my sister
121. Loudest: My uncle
122. Best relative: My entire extended family
123. Worse relative: none tbh
124. Do you get along with your parents? mostly yes
125. With your siblings? we argue sometimes but idk
126. Does anyone understand you? my counsellors do.
127. Do you have any pets? yessss
128. If so, what kind and name? my cats kai and tono
129. If not, what do you want as a pet? idk

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? yes
132. Did you drop out?: no
133. Your current GPA: i'm unwilling to state
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: buy
135. ABC's?: i beg your pardon
136. Favorite class: health :3
137. Play any sports at school?: hells no
138. Are you popular? maybe. and if i was i probably wouldn't notice
139. Favourite memory: ohhhh boy...
140. Most humiliating moment: i refuse to state, as this is a redundant question
141. Most funniest moment: i got roasted, but i kept laughing anyway
142. Most scared moment: hhhhhh

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: cocc
146. Dog: pupper
147. Christina Aguilera: who
148. Ricky Martin: wasn't he that guy
149. 50 cent: oh
150. Poop: fuck no
151. Beach: florida
152. Dessert: gelato
153. Water: dihydrogen monoxide
154. Osama: uh no
155. Love: ollie
156. Your little brother: nonexistent
157. Butt: ayuss
158. Clowns: honk my ass
159. Wonder: woman, all the worlds waiting for you... damnit i forgot the rest
16o. Brown: cats
161. Banana: expand do-- SORRY I HAD TO
162. Sex: o///o
163. Parents: ok
164. Homosexuals: *idubbz jumps off a counter*
165. God: ok

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: mostly
167. Heaven: maybe
168. Devil: no
169. Hell: no
170: Boogy man: no
171. Closet Monsters: myself
172. Fortune tellings: no
173. Magic: yah
174. Love at first sight: no
175. Ghosts: yes
176. Voo-doo dolls: no
177. Reincarnation: yes
178. Yourself: kinda. depends on if i'm on my antidepressant


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: no
180. Do drugs: no
181. Drink alcohol: no
182. Cuss: yes
183. Sing in the shower: no
184. Like school: somewhat
185. Want to get married: yes
186. Type with all of your fingers: mostly
187. Think you're attractive: ha hell no
188. Drink and drive: i barely drive at all
189. Snore: no
190. Sleep walk: no
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: yeah

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: no
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: no
194. Told that person how you felt: certainly :)
195. Been arrested: no
196. Gone to jail or juve: no
197. Skateboarded: failedly
198. Skinny dipped: no
199. Rock climbed: no
200. Killed someone: no
201. Watched porn: yes tbh
202. Gone on a road trip: multiple times
203. Went out of the country: once
204. Talked back to an adult: oml yes
205. Broken a law: um no
206. Got pulled over: no
208: Cried to get out of trouble: when i was little
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: yes
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: yes actually sadly (i was forced into it)
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: no
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: no
213. Moon someone: no
214. Shop-lifted: no
215. Worked at McDonald's: nah
216. Eaten a dog: NOOO WTF
217. Give money to a homeless person: yes
218. Glued your hand to yourself: no
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: yes
220. Had a one night stand: no
221. Smoked: no
222. Done drugs: no
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: no
224. Slap someone for being stupid: no
225. Had cyber sex: idk
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: uh half-so
227. Caught someone doing something: many times, i was that person
228. Played a game that removes clothing: no
229. Cried during a movie: yah
230. Cried over someone: yah
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: uh
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: no
233. Ran away from home: no
234. Cheated on a test: no


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: no
236. Sky dive: nope
237. Swim with dolphins: sure
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: noooo
239. Try to be the opposite sex: i'd rather be both
240. Lie to the police: no
241. Run from the police: no
242. Lie to your parents: probably when i was a kid
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: no
244. Be an exotic dancer: sure?
245. NQ- Kill the president: no. regardless of how many times i talk down about him, the vice president is worse.

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: no
247. Loud: sometimes
248. Nice: i have aspergers. i generally tend to be nice.
249: Outgoing: maybe
250: Quiet: no
251. Mean: no
252. Emotional: i have depression
253. Sensitive: incredibly
254. Gay: panro-pansexual
255. Strong: no
256. Weak: yes
257. Caring: hells to the yes
258. Dangerous: no
259. Crazy: sure
260. Spontaneous: uh yes
261. Funny: depends
262. Sweet: yes
263. Sharing: normally
264. Responsible: varies
265. Trustworthy: sure
266. Open-minded: yes
267. Creative: yes
268. Cute: my face is covered in acne-scars. no.
269. Slick: no
270. Smart: yes
271. Dumb: sometimes
272. Evil: no
273. Ghetto: nope
274. Classy: i wish
275. Photogenic: depends
276. Dependable: sometimes
277. Greedy: no
278. Ugly: eh
279. Messy: kinda
280. Neat: no
281. Perverted: ohhhh goodness...
282. Silly: eh
283. A B****: nah
284. A Good Listener: depends
285. A Fighter: no
286. A Party Animal: sure
287. A Game Freak: eh i guess
288. A Computer Freak: sometimes

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: freelance animator/artist/microbiologist
290. Dream house: One with a ton of basements
291. Husband/Wife: oll
292. Kids: sure? (surrogacy)
293. Names: idk
294. Pets: cats and a tank of planarians
295. Car: sure
296. Age you would want to get married: whenever feels right
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: @/thelivingglitch
298. Honeymoon: tokyo. can't argue with that.

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: ollie and glitchy
300. Known the longest:
301. Craziest: oh gods idk
302. Loudest: me sometimes
303. Shyest: tons of people i know
304. Best hair: my cat
305. Best eyes: dan
306. Best body: oooh idk
307. Most Athletic: idk
308. Hot-Tempered: michael
309. Most impatient: idk
310. Shortest: logan
311. Tallest: reese
312. Skinniest: idk
313. Best singer: idk
314. Funniest: literally all my friends tbh
315. Can always make you laugh: see 314
316. Wish you talked to more: all
317. Wish you saw more: dan
318. Who drives you insane after a while: michael tbh
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: also see 314
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': no
321. Whose always been there when you need them: All my friends (except michael sometimes)
322. Who is like your family: ollie, glitchy, dan
323. How many friends do you have?: lost track
324. How many are really close? 12

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: a taco
326. Thing you drank: a really bad virgin lime rita
327. Thing you wore: sweatpants
328. Thing you did: drew a thing
329. Place you went: my house
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: my soul
331. Person you saw: my mother
332. Person you hugged: my cat
333. Person you kissed: myself (somehow)
334. NQ- Person you beat to a juicy pulp: none
335. Person you talked to online: a few people, idk
336. Person you talked to on the phone: dan
337. Song you heard: Kraftwerk - Computerlieben
338. Show you saw: Inanimate Insanity
339. Time you fought with your parents: five months ago probably
340. Time you fought with a friend: idfk
341. Words you said: "i know..."

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: air
344. What are you drinking: see 343
345. What are you thinking: smut, cats, this meme
346. What are you wearing: uh nothing...?!
347. What are you doing: a meme
349. Hair: uncomfortable
350. Mood: tired
351. Listening to: brownian noise
352. Talking to anyone: no-one
353. Watching anything: no

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: no
355. Are you a carnivore: no
356. Are you heterosexual: i'm pan
357. Do you like penguins: sure
358. Do you write poetry: yes
359. Do you see stupid people: no
360. You + Me: i'm taken ^w^
361. Do you like the Osbournes: who
362. Can you see flying pigs: no
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: no
364. Are you from Afghanistan: no
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: no
366. Are you a zombie: no
367. Am i annoying you: no
368. Do you bite your nails: no
369. Can you cross your eyes: no
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: no
371. Have you touched someone's private part: idk probably not

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: winter
373. Spring or Autumn: autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: no
375. MTV or VH1: no
376. Black or White: grey
377. Yellow or Pink: both
378. Football or Basketball: 23.673
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: no
380. Pen or Pencil: mechanical pencil. it's a grey area between the two.
381. Cold or Hot: Cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings: idk
383. Inside or Outside: shifting matrixially
384. Weed or Alcohol: idk
385. Coke or Pepsi: neither
386. Tape or Glue: whichever works
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: neither

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: nice
389. About boy bands: idk
390: About suicide: NO
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: pls stop now
392. About teen pregnancy: don't
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: cardiff, wales
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: all
395. About gay men: ye


Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: randomizedpoetry.com
397. Current weather right now: lukewarm
398. Current time: 00:58 AM
399. Last thoughts: thanks
400. Tag: @/thelivingglitch and WonderDuster
rest in peace, adam west. you were good son, real good....

even though i'm buddhist, and even though he wasn't perfect;

i think he must've skipped the reincarnation cycle and went straight to nirvana. god(s) bless.
primary name: james/jan
- alternate names/nicknames: vic, ΔΓ
- gender: non-binary/genderfluid
- pronouns: she/they
- birthday: dec 14 2000
- zodiac sign: sagittarius
- kintypes (if applicable): n/a

appearance:
- height: 5'8"
- eye colour: brown
- hair colour: brown
- tattoos?: n/a
- piercings?: n/a
- favourite outfit?: my dark green frock~
- have you dyed your hair?: no
- long or short hair?: very long

relationships
- sexual orientation: pansexual
- romantic orientation: panromantic
- relationship status: taken
- romantic partner(s) (if applicable): @/gollyollie
love you~!
- platonic partner(s) (if applicable): idk
- best friend(s): @/gollyollie @/thelivingglitch @/wonderduster

personality/are you..
- nice or mean?: nice
- honest or deceptive?: i hate when i lie tbh
- excitable or calm?: kinda both
- happy or discontent?: unsure
- violent or relaxed?: a rousable pacifist.
- shy or outgoing?: mixed bag
- friendly or disagreeable?: over-friendly (aspergers')

favourites
- tv show: doctor who
- cartoon: rick and morty
- anime: sword art online and ghost in the shell 2nd gig
- musician(s): david bowie, jean-jacques perrey, vyacheslav mescherin, porter robinson, kraftwerk
- music genre: glam rock, classic rock, psychedelic, j-pop, k-pop, raggacore, dnb
- song: Ashes to Ashes by David Bowie, Die Roboter by Kraftwerk
- author: isaac asimov
- book/series: Idk
- comic: Freefall
- youtuber: Pamtri, OK Go, Vinesauce Joel, Planet Dolan, Filthy Frank, SMG4
- hobby: drawing, writing
- colour: dark shades of blue and purple, as well as fine teal-shades.
- weather: cloudy, snow
- scent: myself (o////o)
- store: something
- season: winter
- holiday: anytime that isn't overly marketed
- time of day: midnight (23:00 to 2:00)
- character: Gregg from Night In The Woods, Prince Sidon from zelda: botw
- food: anything i can cook within my own taste


beliefs
- religion: buddhist.
- believe in magic?: (see clarke's law)
- believe in an afterlife?: yes, there's always nirvana.
- believe in reincarnation?: i'm buddhist.
- ghosts?: yes
- angels and demons?: to me, there's no difference between the two
- karma?: yes
- aliens?: definitely
- cryptids/urban legends?: some, as long as there's biological plausibilities.
- biggest fear: i am mycophobic to a minor extent

health:
- physical health: ok
- mental health: major depressive disorder
- have you ever been hospitalised?: thankfully not
- broken a bone?: no
ait lads
it's mem time

1. Do you snore?
sure...?

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
i'm buddhist, take a guess.

3. What’s your worst fear?
mushrooms tbh

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
still am fam

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
gross af

6. Do you chew on your straws?
i have braces

7. Were you a cute baby?
i was a premature anomaly

8. Is the single life for you?
nope

9. What colour is your keyboard?
white (2009 macbook)

10. Do your sing in the shower?
probably not, but i do talk to myself-- tmi

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
noooopity nope nooooo

12. Any secret talents?
voice acting

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
wales

14. Can you swim?
no

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
uh tf

17. Do you care about the ozone?
do you care about not dying? then yes.

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
0. i normally chew it.

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
i'd hyperventilate

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
multiple times

21. Are you a single child?
nope. i have an older sister

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
uh probs either

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
gross
no
stop shooting shit

24. Is marriage in your future?
yes

25. Do you like your handwriting?
it's good

26. What are you allergic to?
nothing

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
two hours, six minutes, and 0.075362 seconds ago.

28. Is Tupac still alive?
maybe

29. Do you cry at weddings?
idk sure

30. How do you like your eggs?
i don't eat eggs

31. Are blondes dumb?
hell no

32. Where does the other sock end up?
in a pocket dimension named steve, wearing a comfy turka.

33. What time is it?
21:51

4. Do you have a nickname?
ye

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
yes
it's bland

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
literally five hours ago

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
both

38. Is Santa Claus real?
saint nikolai was a real human being, but he died in the 1300s or smth. the rest is all commercialism breathing down our necks.

39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
maybe

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
depends

41. What are you addicted to?
weird synthpop, planarians

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
creme de legume

43. Can you crack your neck?
yes

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
maybe

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
idk probably twice

46. Is drug free the way to be?
i guess

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
depends

48. What colour are your eyes?
brown, shade depends on light being reflected from my eyes

50. Do you like your life?
yes

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
the rock.

52. Are you psychic
tbh i wiiiish

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
a tiny bit

54. Do you play any instruments?
i freeform on piano, and tbh i wish i had a minimoog

55. Have you ever stolen money?
idk

56. Can you snowboard?
ahahaha.... f*q no.

57. Do you like camping?
no

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
depends

59. Do you believe in magic?
i believe

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
depends on the owner

61. You believe in divorce?
yes, when needed

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
yeah i guess...?

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
hell yes

64. Is it cold outside today?
it was raining this morning

65. What was the last thing you ate?
casserole and ramen

66. Do you wear nail polish?
i have before

67. Have you ever been kissed?.
yes...?

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
i didn't watch tv as a kidda

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
nooope

70. Favourite song at the moment?
kraftwerk-we are the robots

71. Do you like your job?
never had a joj

72. Do you like your classes in school?
sorta

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
medium

74. Do you like these surveys.
indifferent

75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
i'll tag...
:iconthelivingglitch:
:iconwonderduster:
:icongoldenfreddyfnaflove:

BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road? 
no one said he couldn't
1. Name: Jan
2. Nickname(s): Jan, G, Cats
3. Birthday: Dec 14
4. That makes you: 16
5. Where were you born: DC
6. Location right now: Maryland
7. Shoe size: 11
8. How many piercings?: 0
9. Tattoos?: 0
10. When you wake up you're: probably wishing i wasn't
11. When your about to sleep you're: unconscious
12. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
13. Chinese sign: Dragon
14. Righty or Lefty: Right
15. Innie or Outie: Idfk
16. School: Very

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: American (1/8th swede)
20. Weight: 152lb
21. Height: 5'9"
22. Braces? sadly yes
23. Glasses? nope.avi

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: yes indeed
25. If so, who?: @/gollyollie, i love you~!
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: see 26
27. Who has a crush on you?: gollyollie. without a doubt :3
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: absolutely not
29. Who was your first kiss: myself
30. Who was your last kiss: idk
31. Are you a virgin?: ye
32. Ever had a threesome before?: nope
33. NQ- Ever been swarmed by ladybugs?: gross
34. Have you ever been in love?: yep!
35. Broken any hearts?: nah
36. Got your heart broken?: probably
37. Ever liked a friend?: loads of times
38. What happened?: we're dating.

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in?: two
40. How many were serious enough to count: both
41. Who were those serious ones: the last one and gollyollie
42. NQ- Who USED to be your best friend: um idk
43. What made them different: something that happened
44. What happened: a thing
45. Best boy/girlfriend: ollie
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: none yet
47. Ever been kissed: yes
48. Who do you want back: idk
49. What do you regret: oh boy
50. Why?: sighhh

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: too many to list
52. Movie: blade runner
53. Food: a lot of things
54. Drink: anything without caramel colouring
55. Store: idk, one i could get stuff from?
56. Television show:  doctor who
57. Holiday: any one that isn't overmarketed
58. Book: songs of distant earth
59. Ice cream: a weird mix of whatever i feel like having
60. Sweets: m+ms
61. Crisps: ass
62. Type of music: glam-anything really, psychedelic rock, new-wave, synthpop
63. Artist: tsaoshin (he's a friend of my dads)
64. Word: tiddies
65. Time of day: midnight
66. Dressing: vinegars
67. Alcoholic drink: none
68. Colour(s): low blues, light pinks
69. Piece of clothing: my frock
70. Character:
blaze the cat (sonic)
koyomi mizuhara (azumanga daioh)
asriel dreemur (undertale)
prince sidon (zelda)
nozomi toujo (lovelive)
10th doctor (doctor who)
ran yakumo (touhou)
f.l.u.d.d. (super mario)
71. Smell: seminal fumes
72. Shampoo: mint
73. Soap: foamy sorts
74. Smiley: ^w^
75. Board game: does munchkin count
76. Sport: none
77. Number: 57984.3
78. Quote: "Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast."
79. Animal: Cats/flatworms
80. Actor: Mark Hamil
82. Vegetable: spinach
83. Fruit: dragonfruit
84. Place to be: wales
85. Thing in your room: myself
86. Gum: mystery flavour
87. Shape: abstract organic
88. Country: wales
89. Mall: white flint
90. Car: anything
91. Boy's name: laun
92. Girl's name: laun
93. Family member: my entire family tbh
94. Restaurant: panera
95. Movie place: rio theatre
96. Person to go to the movies with: my parents idk
97. Noise: brownian
98. Brand of Shoe: i have no preference
99. Brand of clothing: see 98
100. Body part of a chicken: none
101. Swear word: cunt
102. Month: december
103. Possession: my cats
104. Team: Plasma
105. Season: winter
106. Radio station: 97.9
107. Magazine: wired, game informer
108. Favourite grade: the last
109. Least favourite grade: 8th
110. Teacher: my nsl teacher
111. Least favourite teacher: idk
112. Subject: biology
113. Subject to talk about: oh joy, let me go on a loooong tangent about the molecular biology of cells and why cats are advanced at hunting in comparison to.... yeah.

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: My mum
115. Who's your dad?: My dad
116. Any step-parents?: no
117. Any brothers?: no
118. Any Sisters?: my older sister
120. Coolest: my sister
121. Loudest: My uncle
122. Best relative: My entire extended family
123. Worse relative: none tbh
124. Do you get along with your parents? mostly yes
125. With your siblings? we argue sometimes but idk
126. Does anyone understand you? my counsellors do.
127. Do you have any pets? yessss
128. If so, what kind and name? my cats kai and tono
129. If not, what do you want as a pet? idk

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? yes
132. Did you drop out?: no
133. Your current GPA: i'm unwilling to state
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: buy
135. ABC's?: i beg your pardon
136. Favorite class: health :3
137. Play any sports at school?: hells no
138. Are you popular? maybe. and if i was i probably wouldn't notice
139. Favourite memory: ohhhh boy...
140. Most humiliating moment: i refuse to state, as this is a redundant question
141. Most funniest moment: i got roasted, but i kept laughing anyway
142. Most scared moment: hhhhhh

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: cocc
146. Dog: pupper
147. Christina Aguilera: who
148. Ricky Martin: wasn't he that guy
149. 50 cent: oh
150. Poop: fuck no
151. Beach: florida
152. Dessert: gelato
153. Water: dihydrogen monoxide
154. Osama: uh no
155. Love: ollie
156. Your little brother: nonexistent
157. Butt: ayuss
158. Clowns: honk my ass
159. Wonder: woman, all the worlds waiting for you... damnit i forgot the rest
16o. Brown: cats
161. Banana: expand do-- SORRY I HAD TO
162. Sex: o///o
163. Parents: ok
164. Homosexuals: *idubbz jumps off a counter*
165. God: ok

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: mostly
167. Heaven: maybe
168. Devil: no
169. Hell: no
170: Boogy man: no
171. Closet Monsters: myself
172. Fortune tellings: no
173. Magic: yah
174. Love at first sight: no
175. Ghosts: yes
176. Voo-doo dolls: no
177. Reincarnation: yes
178. Yourself: kinda. depends on if i'm on my antidepressant


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: no
180. Do drugs: no
181. Drink alcohol: no
182. Cuss: yes
183. Sing in the shower: no
184. Like school: somewhat
185. Want to get married: yes
186. Type with all of your fingers: mostly
187. Think you're attractive: ha hell no
188. Drink and drive: i barely drive at all
189. Snore: no
190. Sleep walk: no
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: yeah

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: no
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: no
194. Told that person how you felt: certainly :)
195. Been arrested: no
196. Gone to jail or juve: no
197. Skateboarded: failedly
198. Skinny dipped: no
199. Rock climbed: no
200. Killed someone: no
201. Watched porn: yes tbh
202. Gone on a road trip: multiple times
203. Went out of the country: once
204. Talked back to an adult: oml yes
205. Broken a law: um no
206. Got pulled over: no
208: Cried to get out of trouble: when i was little
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: yes
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: yes actually sadly (i was forced into it)
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: no
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: no
213. Moon someone: no
214. Shop-lifted: no
215. Worked at McDonald's: nah
216. Eaten a dog: NOOO WTF
217. Give money to a homeless person: yes
218. Glued your hand to yourself: no
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: yes
220. Had a one night stand: no
221. Smoked: no
222. Done drugs: no
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: no
224. Slap someone for being stupid: no
225. Had cyber sex: idk
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: uh half-so
227. Caught someone doing something: many times, i was that person
228. Played a game that removes clothing: no
229. Cried during a movie: yah
230. Cried over someone: yah
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: uh
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: no
233. Ran away from home: no
234. Cheated on a test: no


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: no
236. Sky dive: nope
237. Swim with dolphins: sure
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: noooo
239. Try to be the opposite sex: i'd rather be both
240. Lie to the police: no
241. Run from the police: no
242. Lie to your parents: probably when i was a kid
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: no
244. Be an exotic dancer: sure?
245. NQ- Kill the president: no. regardless of how many times i talk down about him, the vice president is worse.

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: no
247. Loud: sometimes
248. Nice: i have aspergers. i generally tend to be nice.
249: Outgoing: maybe
250: Quiet: no
251. Mean: no
252. Emotional: i have depression
253. Sensitive: incredibly
254. Gay: panro-pansexual
255. Strong: no
256. Weak: yes
257. Caring: hells to the yes
258. Dangerous: no
259. Crazy: sure
260. Spontaneous: uh yes
261. Funny: depends
262. Sweet: yes
263. Sharing: normally
264. Responsible: varies
265. Trustworthy: sure
266. Open-minded: yes
267. Creative: yes
268. Cute: my face is covered in acne-scars. no.
269. Slick: no
270. Smart: yes
271. Dumb: sometimes
272. Evil: no
273. Ghetto: nope
274. Classy: i wish
275. Photogenic: depends
276. Dependable: sometimes
277. Greedy: no
278. Ugly: eh
279. Messy: kinda
280. Neat: no
281. Perverted: ohhhh goodness...
282. Silly: eh
283. A B****: nah
284. A Good Listener: depends
285. A Fighter: no
286. A Party Animal: sure
287. A Game Freak: eh i guess
288. A Computer Freak: sometimes

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: freelance animator/artist/microbiologist
290. Dream house: One with a ton of basements
291. Husband/Wife: oll
292. Kids: sure? (surrogacy)
293. Names: idk
294. Pets: cats and a tank of planarians
295. Car: sure
296. Age you would want to get married: whenever feels right
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: @/thelivingglitch
298. Honeymoon: tokyo. can't argue with that.

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: ollie and glitchy
300. Known the longest:
301. Craziest: oh gods idk
302. Loudest: me sometimes
303. Shyest: tons of people i know
304. Best hair: my cat
305. Best eyes: dan
306. Best body: oooh idk
307. Most Athletic: idk
308. Hot-Tempered: michael
309. Most impatient: idk
310. Shortest: logan
311. Tallest: reese
312. Skinniest: idk
313. Best singer: idk
314. Funniest: literally all my friends tbh
315. Can always make you laugh: see 314
316. Wish you talked to more: all
317. Wish you saw more: dan
318. Who drives you insane after a while: michael tbh
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: also see 314
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': no
321. Whose always been there when you need them: All my friends (except michael sometimes)
322. Who is like your family: ollie, glitchy, dan
323. How many friends do you have?: lost track
324. How many are really close? 12

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: a taco
326. Thing you drank: a really bad virgin lime rita
327. Thing you wore: sweatpants
328. Thing you did: drew a thing
329. Place you went: my house
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: my soul
331. Person you saw: my mother
332. Person you hugged: my cat
333. Person you kissed: myself (somehow)
334. NQ- Person you beat to a juicy pulp: none
335. Person you talked to online: a few people, idk
336. Person you talked to on the phone: dan
337. Song you heard: Kraftwerk - Computerlieben
338. Show you saw: Inanimate Insanity
339. Time you fought with your parents: five months ago probably
340. Time you fought with a friend: idfk
341. Words you said: "i know..."

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: air
344. What are you drinking: see 343
345. What are you thinking: smut, cats, this meme
346. What are you wearing: uh nothing...?!
347. What are you doing: a meme
349. Hair: uncomfortable
350. Mood: tired
351. Listening to: brownian noise
352. Talking to anyone: no-one
353. Watching anything: no

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: no
355. Are you a carnivore: no
356. Are you heterosexual: i'm pan
357. Do you like penguins: sure
358. Do you write poetry: yes
359. Do you see stupid people: no
360. You + Me: i'm taken ^w^
361. Do you like the Osbournes: who
362. Can you see flying pigs: no
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: no
364. Are you from Afghanistan: no
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: no
366. Are you a zombie: no
367. Am i annoying you: no
368. Do you bite your nails: no
369. Can you cross your eyes: no
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: no
371. Have you touched someone's private part: idk probably not

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: winter
373. Spring or Autumn: autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: no
375. MTV or VH1: no
376. Black or White: grey
377. Yellow or Pink: both
378. Football or Basketball: 23.673
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: no
380. Pen or Pencil: mechanical pencil. it's a grey area between the two.
381. Cold or Hot: Cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings: idk
383. Inside or Outside: shifting matrixially
384. Weed or Alcohol: idk
385. Coke or Pepsi: neither
386. Tape or Glue: whichever works
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: neither

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: nice
389. About boy bands: idk
390: About suicide: NO
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: pls stop now
392. About teen pregnancy: don't
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: cardiff, wales
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: all
395. About gay men: ye


Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: randomizedpoetry.com
397. Current weather right now: lukewarm
398. Current time: 00:58 AM
399. Last thoughts: thanks
400. Tag: @/thelivingglitch and WonderDuster

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